Women Vs Virus !!!

Ladies this is nothing to offend you. This is to make humor about the computer who is deadly affected by virus and a guy who is sadly affected by women. If u ask me, I am in love with womens throughout my life, I love my mother, my sister ..my women friends, sorry no gal friend. So lets the humor begin: Curiosity kills the cat!!! so 4 days ago, I had this thought of making a nice video with my photos which describes different emotions in me at times, with nice music. So in order to do that with nice presentation and song near to your heart like Kate Rusby's folk/love song "I Wonder What Is Keeping My True Love", thought windows movie maker is not enough so..I had previous version of Nero installed in my laptop, which expired and it provided link to get new serial number, which took me to google search 'nero serial number' got lot of result ...and in my worst curiosity i clicked one of the link.....BOOOMMM Welcome to the world of computer virus/adware/spyware ..... Now lets compare with the guy who incidentally hit a gal who is looks like to be hit but turn out to be very much like one of those computer virus ..how?? When I clicked the link I thought ..Dude I got It. Same guy will be in 7th world wow...got it When the adware started talking to my computer ...I felt wow..something is goin on...but little scared...pretty much same as guy ..wow..she is interested in me...but scared. My pretty galfriend virus asked me...hey can i run this program in order to get you what you want...same gal made programs asked the guy if he like to do it together... Its just few clicks and yes no answer....same guy ...few dates and yes no answer... My nice virus galfriend...started interacting with my system....since i gave her permission...same guy's galfriend..started coming into his daily routine.. Wow..I see some unwanted things goin on ....wow...same she started doing her own magic. Now real things starts....I came to know...my pretty virus gal friend is not here for the reason i asked for....and same the other gal is not the reason she choose the guy...How are u gonna deal with it...Virus came and attached to most of my programs ...and same gal came and left attaching herself. Me Dude...I lost my work for 4 days.....Dude I lost myself for 4 years.... Dude..my system broke.........YEAH mine tooo..... I cant do anything that i used to do with my machine...Well very true...I am not able to do anything ..that i used to do myself... Me..Reminds me every time i start doing something...with pop ups..... Well yeah...It reminds me ....all the time with ...pop...pop...pop..ups...in my house, in my car..in my room...in my bed...in my books....in my songs...even in my dreams.... I am going to try Antivirus...or defender ...or pop up blocker.... Well...Trying to spend time and away from what i have done with her.....tried to be with other gals..thinking they might defend the thoughts coming again and again...but no luck...she is before anyone....and scaring even more.... Will add more thoughts........